A conversation with JD Daughter.

Sometimes this may be the only way to get me to stop talking.

You ask me a simple question.

Then…

JD: “Blaaaaah! Blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah. Blah blah. * this reminds me of something that happened earlier that afternoon so…* Blah BLAH blah BLAH BLAH BLAAAAH! Blah blah blah blah blah. *which reminds me of something that happened to a friend once* Blah blah blah blah blah blahblah Blah ( that was the friend’s name) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblaah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.  *now I seem to think that this would be a great time to talk about how I met this friend.* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.* Time to talk about the character traits of the friend!* Blah blah BLAH!  Blah blah blah blah blah-blahblah blah blah blah “blah blahblah blah”, blah blah blah blah.  Blah Bu-LAh!  Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. * This reminds me of my childhood*Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah BLARG blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah .  Blah Blaaaaah!! Blah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. *Which relates to something I read in an article somewhere* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH BLARG blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Bla—– *something has just distracted me* Blah Blah Blah Blah.  Blah?  Blah blah blah blah blah *Breathing….breathing* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.* This is JUST like some sort of experience I had with a person at a place during a a time in my life!  Now I will tell you about it.*Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah  blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu- blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah  blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah bl—- *complete loss of thought train.  Might as well talk about the weather.* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.* Is anyone else hungry or thirsty…cause my mouth is completly dry for some reason?* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. *Which reminds me of SOCIAL JUSTICE!*Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah  blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah  blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. *Pause.  I have GOT to go to the bathroom.*Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah BLARG! Blah blah blah blah; 1.Blah blah blah, 2.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah blaaaaa. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.* Self inflicted guilt-trip over specific social justice topic*Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.* Absolutely unrequested heartfelt apology* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah blaaire blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah BLAH blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blaaaa- *At this point panic begins to set in.  I have forgotten what I was talking about in the first place.  What was the question again?  Play it cool, JD. Play it cool.* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. * Time to apologize, because it can’t be faked…I’ve forgotten what I was talking about*Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah , blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. *This reminds me of something someone said once* Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah bu-LAH(!) blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. *Surrenders conversation*

Congratulations.  You lived.

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2 responses to “A conversation with JD Daughter.

  1. jddaughter

    Note….you have not spoken once in this entire conversation.

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