In ancient times, people used to create long epic poems and songs about some sort of glorious deed, or some sort of fabulous hero in their area. You know, those runaway hits like “Did you see the way Oog took down that freakin’ Mastodon!” and ” That one time when she figured out how to make that pyramid building which was a very good idea.”
I’m happy to announce that people are still making epic songs about their heroes. But, with the help of modern technology, they can actually use the voices and faces of the heroes themselves.
I mean, who doesn’t remember this guy?
Or, this guy who saved a Koran from a public burning, by grabbing it off of a lit grill and skateboarding away?
Dude. You HAVE no Koran.