Hey. Is that you, Will To Live? I haven’t seen you in a while I-
Oh…It’s just you…Possibly Debilitating Sense Of Self- Doubt And Inexplicable Sadness. Who invited you back? And…whoa….it looks like you put on some weight!
Ya…..I’ve been over-eating a little on your soul and self-confidence.
Oh. That would explain the hole in my life that I tried to fill with sleep and Oreos.
How’d that work out for ya?
Not so hot. *leans forward and whispers* But it turned out waaaaay worse for the Oreos.